My weblog ELECTRON BLUE, which concentrated on science and mathematics, ran from 2004-2008. It is no longer being updated. My current blog, which is more art-related, is here.
Mon, 19 Jun, 2006
Spam Collage Poem
A warning: This posting may be offensive to some readers. If you do not wish to view adult content, please stop reading now.
I have compiled a poem from phrases and words sent to me in spam e-mails. The scrambled word flow of unsolicited commercial e-mails provides a continuous supply of verbiage which falls into surrealistic and often hilarious combinations. The following poem is composed mostly from actual material which arrived in spams. I have added some lines to express some ideas and commentary. You may find this humorous.
Sender: Poindextehitomi@kuno.net
Subject line: How you dream truth login
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Have you tried it Bertie?
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Fantastic nude teenagers, erotic and explicit nude bodies,
Indecent mollies of the universe!
If you are full of health, don't click.
Make her worship you! Your increased length and girth
say evolutionary fitness is yours at every moment.
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Trick your body into feeling full.
They are all happy and eager to strip for you
They are all smiling as they open for you
All their barely legal girl lives given to you,
A world full of easy girls just for you, lonely horny wives,
sweet smiling faces ready for you to splatter,
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The hand on the mouse, the hand on the keyboard,
the face at the screen, the eyes on the world,
in the dim room full of books and clutter.
Girls on the screen for you, girls available and ready.
Keep your desire ALL the TIME barely legal,
Increased volume and more intense: Eternal youth.
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